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Maximus Novak

American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.
by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009
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Maxim Lazovsky

Maxim Lazovsky was born in Grozny, Chechnya. In 1992 he has organized a gang that was linked to the Chechen criminal groups which tried to control oil business in the regions neighbouring Chechnya.
"Oh fuck, that's Maxim Lazovsky!" "Hey that's the fuck who blew up Moscow's building" "FSB Agent Maxim Lazovsky linked to the Organized Crime, Owh Shite"
by Vory June 8, 2009
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maximum hornage

Those dirty, fucking hackers in the Irish bar achieved maximum hornage, which made us leave.
by trolololololololololololololo October 27, 2010
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maximum bueno

no more amount of bueno could be obtained... it would be impossible...
my two adorable mini friends hugged... it is maximum bueno...
by Grandpa Asian August 2, 2012
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miximilize

max·i·mil·ized
max·i·mil·i·zing
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: to go for the complete experience
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: to do it right
3
: to analyze for a statistical derivative, looking for a quantity that is equal to or greater than one, that weighs the greatness of a set of awesome things against a set of totally lame things
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: to increase the size of pop up porn ad to fill an entire computer screen

— max·i·mil·i·za·tion noun
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:the process by which one maximilizes

— max·i·mil·i·zer noun
Miximilize it!
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I rearranged the furniture to maximilize the space for my bitch's fat ass.
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This program will teach you how to maximilize your strengths to a power level that’s OVER 9000!!!!
by ch1pnd413 September 14, 2012
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Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014
"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
by LancasterGary April 30, 2014
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maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level
Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage
by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014
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