Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

by jo November 15, 2003

Longhorn Lump

the abominable cyst found on the genitals of students of the University of Texas. commonly appears as an orange swelling of the flesh. This disgusting disease comes as a direct result of attending the University of Texas. typical symptoms include:

.a sexual attraction to the color orange
.a bestiality fetish (specifically an attraction to a cow)
. dementia (believing that UT is an adequate school)
.douchebaggery (male)/bitchery (female)
.thoughts of suicide

the only known treatment is a salve consisting of Sooner semen, crushed Baylor bear testicals, and Aggie asshole hairs that is applied directly to the infected area.

Elisa: hey Alex, what's that on your dick??
Alex: shit i dunno...
Elisa: wtf it's orange, did u go to UT ??
Alex: yea. how did u know??
Elisa: longhorn lump. -_-

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 30, 2011

lumpus

Male: straight, likes porn and sex, is normally lazy and hates his family
Female: a fat slut who feeds off mcdonalds and guys cocks

i know hes a lumpus, but its not my fault

by Devan Benoit May 19, 2006

Lump

A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.

Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.

by Morgasm May 25, 2004

lumpkin

an extremely lumpy pumpkin

The pumkin patch was loaded with a bunch of old, little lumpkins.

by ApolloThe Great July 15, 2006

lumpy

another word for hot.

omg. that dress is so totally lumpy.
damn that guy is lumpy.

by RACHTEZTESCHA June 15, 2007

Lumpkin

a lesbian blumpkin. A woman eats out her lesbian friend while she proceeds to doo doo.

Jill gave Lisa a Lumpkin in the locker room after tennis practice

by dave miller from L.A.C. November 27, 2006