A mad lad that respects not only women but also men, animals and every inanimate object.
Two bros talking:

Bro 1: Hey man, I just upgraded to mad lad today.

Bro 2: O really? You suck... I'm a mad lad living creatures respector.
by MadLadLivingCreaturesRespector November 17, 2018
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Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture
"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us
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st peters sixth form lads

st peters sixth form lads: wanna watch a film - real meaning wanna come mine to shag.

'likes' you, picks you up in there cars gets what they want pie you.
by im not a cookie May 25, 2010
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Doesn't make me a bad lad

Common phrase used in defence of ones self when provoked by an individual.
Whiting: "Were you jammin and flexin with that buff galdem ting last night then ended up hanging out the back of her?"

Russell: "Yeh it was just for bant, doesn't make me a bad lad!"
by Julian McKenzie April 15, 2009
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your a great lad

The all purpose come back when you have nothing to say.
Should be used in conjunction with "yeah good man"
"your a sack" comeback- ye good man, your a great lad.
"Are ye putting on a good song after that" comeback- Ye good man , your a great lad.
by guman August 06, 2009
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THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED
Jim: Yer grandpap a trap
John: Yer great grandad is a banged lad
Jim: G O N E
by Cock boi 911 March 14, 2018
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your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.
John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.
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