Kyle

A Kyle is in most cases, a pothead, skater, Taco Bell addict, and excessive energy drink drinker. Some Kyles also surf. Normally used not referring to someone ACTUALLY named Kyle.

Bro One: Dude, I saw this guy with a skateboard smoking pot outside the school today
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup

by Heisenbergus111 October 4, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a very sexy man who has a lot of friends probably with the name: Thomas,Cody,Ben,Jack, he is a very smart and intelligent kid who is loved by many

Kyle is better than all of his friends at gaming and rages a lot

by Rhys Moore September 8, 2020

Kyle

a manipulating lying self absorbed cheating using careless dramatic fake oompaloompa liar asshole player cool guy wannabe thug wannabe stupid weak insufferable intolerable ignorant smarty wannabe .

Ugh hes such a kyle

by Oofnuggs February 19, 2020

Kyle

Has all the friends and is usually the guy that needs piercings and tattoos

I need friends...wait wheres kyle

by Kyle true meaning April 6, 2019

kyle

A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.

He's such a good friend that he's a kyle!

by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018

Kyle

A white dude that drinks Monster Energy Drinks, and can punch straight through dry wall.

Kyle “Yo Sonny, can you buy me some Monster Energy Drinks from the store down the street.”
Sonny “No!”
Kyle *Punches through the dry wall in anger*

by An Asian Sonny October 15, 2019

kyle

1. Kyle the best character on South Park.
2. Fanfiction KYLE IS HOT
3. I like the name Kahl better.

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl KYLE" - Eric Cartman
"YOU GOD DAMN JEW!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"I DO NOT CARRY JEW GOLD GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!"

by Kahl April 26, 2007