Dirty Kelley

This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.

I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.

by Daahhhaha April 14, 2020

Jack kelly

jack kelly is a racist and a preson to steal last names

That jack kelly is being a bit of a racist

by IMNOTAJACKKELLY June 16, 2020

Kelly Deathless

Crazy bitch who makes up internet lies to get internet followers

omgzz poor Kelly ran away

by Holly December 17, 2004

R Kelly

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

Austin Kelly

An ignorant piece of anal that has a crooked penis and is really gay and annoying he likes blowing his dads penis most of the time and then getting raped he loves anything WHALE related such as whale watching whale dating whale sexing austin is know to be very dumb and some professors at the university of Kentucky say mentally challenged most of his life is committed to derp.

OH FUCK THERES AUSTIN KELLY.

AUSTIN BLOCK!!! *battlemasters* Austin dies

HEY AUSTIN YOU HAVE A CLOK!

by Anarochann July 26, 2011

Kelley

Kelley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Kelley is the funniest girl and always knows how to make someone smile. If you ever find a kelley don't give her up because Kelley is one of the most attractive girls ever. Kelleys always have the greatest personalities.

Wow did she see kelley how good Kelley looked today?

Kelley looks so hot when she plays soccer!

by Swagdontcomecheap August 23, 2014

kelly deathless

manipulative former member of The Distillers ex-communicated due to drug use.

does anyone have a broken lightbulb and some crizak?

by DpdynamO December 20, 2004