itchin for a pimpin

Out of work prositute in need of a pimp.

Out of work prositute who needs rent money.

The out of work ho was "itchin for a pimpin."

by CobaltPimpin September 18, 2010

itchen college

the home of david bown.

Crimewatch- WANTED: David Bown. Last seen at itchen college.

by iloveitupthearsedaily January 21, 2011

Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.

Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.

by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

by gpoops22 May 9, 2012

Itchsomnia

The inability to sleep due to itchy mosquito bites.

I had itchsomnia last night after the porch party, should have used Off!!

by Milsap June 28, 2012

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015

itchy steamboat

The itchy aftereffect of a deep and cavernous fart that reverberates against objects such as furniture or flooring, resulting in an itchy anus because of the heat and friction generated by the violent release of gas.

"Bro, last night when I was leaning against the wall at the club an itchy steamboat snuck up on me...I was scratching my b-hole for the rest of the night. Shouldn't have mixed beer and curry, I guess."

by YayDubs October 6, 2016