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iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.
Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.
by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021
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iphone

1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
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iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
by Numerati December 22, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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iPhone air

an iPhone so cooked it makes the iPhone 16e look good
the iPhone air is doomed to flop
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iphone illness

when someone is so addicted to social media that they didn't care if your even there
you literally have iPhone illness bro
by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022
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Iphone

by Syura- November 3, 2022
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