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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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iphonr

Learn Proper Spelling Plz? iPhonr??? C'mon!!
by HTM June 10, 2008
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iPhonics

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.
1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.
by Jesterguru August 4, 2009
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iPhone6ness

The illness you get when you are at work and NEED to get the iPhone6.
Currently, the level of contagiousness is unknown.
VENOM may be the only cure.
Whoa...I think he just came down with an acute case of iPhone6ness.
by RJC2533 September 19, 2014
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iphonetricide

Meaning#1: The act of killing one's iPhone.
Meaning#2: A person who murders their iPhone.
Ladies and gentelemen of the jury, I should not be condemned for iphonetricide, I tried to make a call and the screen went black. How much is a person supposed to take from this device?
by adapenguina April 27, 2009
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