Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.
Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.
by sourfruit March 22, 2011
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funky taint

A bad smell, stain, taste or similar. so bad that it draws up vomit to the back of your throte, and makes you dry-wretch.
omg that smells like shit man! you has got the funky taint.
by Bernard p November 13, 2007
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cat's taint

the skin between the balls and butthole on a cat.
Yo bro, look at that cat's taint! woah thats some meaty skin, I'd eat that!
by Tyrannous aunt June 06, 2019
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Fire Taint

Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.
I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.
by thepoodlebites February 24, 2009
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Lick taint

The skin generally tainted in color located between the anus and genitals.
My Ex asked me for some money, I told that bitch to lick taint.
by Kapital-K* September 10, 2015
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taint team

when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.
In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.
by Uncle Joosie May 27, 2018
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