hoisty toisty

Hoisty (hot) Toisty (while Drunk)

At the party, Shanequa looked hoisty toisty

by John January 28, 2005

host-age

When you have house guests who won't leave you are a HOST-AGE!

I feel like a host-age. My girlfriend's mother has been staying with us for three weeks and she won't leave.

by Jerry Piatt October 9, 2008

hopster

member of a social clique which imitates American black culture as seen on television and heard in music. Social status comes from familiarity with this media culture, destroying private property to make 'art' (i.e. writing their name on somebody else's stuff), and displaying their ethnic background through tattoos or by interspersing a foreign word for heart into a bad poem they spray painted on a defunct bakery to get a clueless hipster girl in bed.

The lily-white hopster told of us his dope business model producing t-shirts with his name on them, before he would sell us the pot.

by Old Mr. Jenkins January 22, 2010

Hamster Holster

The anus of a Gay Man

Richard gear's hamster holster got set on fire when his partner tried to lure out the Hamster with a lit match

by burtnubbins August 26, 2009

Hostage

Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.

Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!

by Giselle June 17, 2004

host

A Very faggish Thing On Halo
Where One Lucky Person, Seems To Have More "Skill".
But They Really Dont
They Just Got Lucky Enough To Host The Game.

(GamerTag001): Oh Shit, That Bitch Gots Host!
(GamerTag002): In Yo' Face N00blet Fucking Negro, I'll Eat You Up For Dinner, Lynch You, Then Pwn You On My Favorite Map Ever, Coagulation
(GamerTag001): We All Know You're A Noob. Fuck You. Fuck Coagulation. Go Back To Halo 1, You Fucking Colored-Skinned Noob.

by leak October 6, 2005

Horst

Horst is a small town located in the Dutch province ''Limburg''. Most of the population excists out of 65+ oldies living in appartments. There are almost no poeple from 20 - 65 so the streets are filled with 16 year old crackheads. It has a huge college making half the town a sub-urb. The 2400 students killed of 99% of the redneck ppopulation and .introduced many shittie sub-cultures into Horst. 36% of them are neutral, 14% are beer lovers / low-dutch-rednecks who are allied with the neutrals
10% are wiggers, allied with the 5% real hip hoppers / wannebies.
another 15% are hardcore pussies, troublesome allied with the 10% metal- pussies.
3 procent is Dutch redneck / trailer scum , due to the dutch redneck / argicultural roots they're allied with nobody
7% are true Hip hoppers, /Metal /rockers / hardcore. They're surprisgly allied with each other.

Oh yes, actually 25% is Polish, but due to local racism they're not counted in they're not allied with anyone, but friends with the neutrals.

Due the failing sub cultures the streets are riddled with wannabe street gangs, wannabe whores, wannabe polish mafia's. Wich actually never insist in any crime

Joep:'' Damn, Horst is full of hard-core pussies.''

Johan: '' Damn, then you haven't seen the metal-pussies ''

by Crasio April 11, 2009