turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

keep ya head up

"Keep Ya Head Up" is a song by Tupac Shakur. It addresses issues concerning lack of respect toward the female gender, especially poor black women. It has a very positive message, and is often used as an example of Shakur's softer side. Many consider it to be one of the deepest rap songs ever made and is often referenced by other artists in their work, building Shakur's persona as a very conscious and influential rapper, being 2Pac's second greatest song, after Dear Mama, voted #11 in the 100 Greatest Rap Songs, with "Dear Mama" voted #4.

Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots
I give a holler to my sisters on welfare
Tupac cares, and don't nobody else care
And uhh, I know they like to beat ya down a lot
When you come around the block brothas clown a lot
But please don't cry, dry your eyes, never let up
Forgive but don't forget, girl keep your head up
And when he tells you you ain't nuttin don't believe him
And if he can't learn to love you you should leave him
Cause sista you don't need him
And I ain't tryin to gas ya up, I just call em how I see em
You know it makes me unhappy (what's that)
When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don't we'll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can't make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you're fed up ladies, but keep your head up

Keep ya head up

by Makavelithedon May 30, 2008

slap head

A bald person, or in the absence of a bald person, someone with a large forehead

"have you seen joannes boyfriend, he's a bleedin slap 'ed

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

diet coke head

1. Someone who cant go one day (or one hour) without drinking a diet coke.

2. Someone who goes to the bathroom frequently as a result of drinking too much diet coke.

3. A person who is skinny because they use diet coke as a way to feel full, instead of eating food.

"You drank that whole pack of diet coke already?! Its only been in the fridge for one day! You are such a diet coke head!"

-She is always running off to the bathroom.
-Yeah shes such a diet coke head.

by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

by passionjackson April 8, 2007

road head

In Layman's Terms, ROADHEAD is when a guy gets a head, BJ, blow job, etc. while driving.

I had this girl give me ROADHEAD and she didnt swallow, got jizz on my pants - thats why I created the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT.

by www.ROADHEADrules.com April 20, 2003

tefal head

In the 1980s, Tefal ran a series of UK adverts featuring a tall-headed scientist chap. His extraordinarily large forehead signified the extraordinary intelligence of Tefal's R&D chaps.

Thus, anyone with a large forehead is a Tefal head.

That bloke has a Tefal head. Look at his huge brow.

by Matthew Revell December 27, 2006