texas hat rule

The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.

That girl just took my hat, i hope she knows the Texas hat rule

by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021

Guac Hat Gang

A gang centered on guac! Our ultimate mission is to destroy all forms of S*LS* and rule the world! Join us today by going to guchatgang.wordpress.com and shooting us an email!

person 1: I want to join a super fun and awesome cult!
person 2: Have you heard of the Guac Hat Gang? It’s the coolest gang ever!!!!

by Guac Hat Gang October 6, 2021

Gucci bucket hat

The Gucci bucket hat is the peak of SWAG. Anyone who is or ever has been a baller owns a Gucci bucket hat. You're lame if you don't own one.

Fred: "yo Larry, you got that sick new Gucci bucket hat?"
Larry: "Fo Shizzle dawg. Im a baller now that my soundcloud blew up."

by M1126_Stryker September 29, 2020

Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.

Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!

by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006

jew hat nipples

A type of nipple that that covers a large portion of the breast. It may be found or located on a female or male. These nipples are typically found on females. Jew hat nipples are more disgusting than attractive. They may be found in all types of colors.

EWWWWW! That chick has jew hat nipples.

by SickAssFoo October 15, 2011

panty hat

Made of shiny, black, stretchy nylon, this is a hat worn by thugs, wangsters and other types of douchebags. Not a true hat, the panty hat is actually made from the discarded crotch sections from Rosie O'Donnell's soiled unmentionables.

Though it has no known purpose, the panty hat is often worn so that others may know you possess below average intelligence.

Suffering from low self esteem, Darmetrius resorted to wearing a panty hat in order to get the props he deserved.

by bknix June 5, 2008

gangsta hat

a gangster hat is a hat that is worn but abnormally large black men or by ghetto white people. the gangst"a" hat defies the laws of gravity and usually rests at an angle that the average human would have to super glue to achieve. some gagnsta hats have hundreds of teams on them such as in the mlb that the wearer of the hat has never even heard of and probably has never watched baseball in there lifetime.the colors of the team or city the hat is "reppin" is usually colors that have nothing to do with th team or city such as a yankees hat being birght purple, neon green, and pacer yellow. also,the hat is 25 times to big for the individual wearing the hat and has the "fresh from the store, extended bill" sticker on it, making the wearer...extra gangster. but, if the hat is even bent to the smallest degree..the hat is instantly thrown away becuase it is not gangsta anymore. also, if scuffed, it is to be throwin away immdieatly. the hat is worn many different ways...each one making you wonder how it stays on the head.
the hat also occaioanlly has a "shout out" to a fallen homie or a picture of micheal jordan on it.
p.s. the hat is worn with an extremely poofy jacket and a t-shirt that is XXXXXXXXXXXL in size

"ahh da'look at dat cats gangsta hat. hes got it so gangsta that it aint even on his head"

"dangg da', the bill on that gangsta hat will put yo eye out"

one knowledgeable cat says to a hat wearer" oo da' so u like the mariners"

wearer says" yeaa homie..micheal jordan played for them"...

by sgt. jankins/o'malley January 7, 2009