Made of shiny, black, stretchy nylon, this is a hat worn by thugs, wangsters and other types of douchebags. Not a true hat, the panty hat is actually made from the discarded crotch sections from Rosie O'Donnell's soiled unmentionables.

Though it has no known purpose, the panty hat is often worn so that others may know you possess below average intelligence.
Suffering from low self esteem, Darmetrius resorted to wearing a panty hat in order to get the props he deserved.

by bknix June 5, 2008
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