guffnut

When in the act of playing gulf, the win is so exciting that you accidently nut on the ball mid air - it only counts if the ball goes in the hole.

It is recommended that you follow this up by saying "slobonmenob" for extra effect.

N/A; "Yo bro that hit was amazing!! YO WTF DID YOU JUST GUFFNUT THATS SICK ASF BRO"
You: Slobonmenob

by You12scum34bag July 10, 2025

Guff

Guff is a way to call someone fat.

Friend: Hey your so guff!
You: :(

by MidFNBR November 16, 2025

Gruff

A meaty minge/cock that has a very big and coarse bush.

" my misses gruff was growling last night"
"I just munched on bare gruff, I'm now a gruffinator"
"On the prowl for some mad gruff"

by PallideArmis November 27, 2025

Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009

Muff Gruff

The 5 o'clock shadow girls get after a few days of not shaving their pubic region.

If you think I'm eating that with that muff gruff going on, you got another thing coming.

by Stevile September 4, 2011

The Gruff Stage

The Gruff stage is a stage in ones life and or career where the get the fucking shit roasted out of them and our constantly messed with. It is a very hard time for everybody.

"Dude why the hell did that guys family get raped?" "Oh he's in the gruff stage."

"Holy shit that guy just got butt fucked , why would that happen?'' "Oh he's in the gruff stage." "Oh that makes sense".

by gshud January 15, 2016

apologetic guffaw

Refers to where someone noisily pretends to regret an action --- such as turning off a light, splashing water, etc. --- which caused someone else momentary shock and/or outrage, when in reality said prankster was completely intentional in performing said minor atrocity, and has gotten a huge giggle out of the hilarious-to-him distressed reaction of his "victim"!

Dude #1: flips the ceiling-light off in an otherwise-darkened garage where he is fully aware that his buddy is working
Dude #2: indignantly: Yo!!
Dude #1 in a classic "apologetic guffaw" tone "Huh-hoh --- saww-rreee" gives a big grin as he flips the switch back on again.

by QuacksO December 5, 2020