Gobbler

(Gobbla') when your balls hang out of the hole in your boxers.
this is extremely rare and should be celebrated with song and dance. do not fix. let it attend to its natural course. diction by powers. refer to melvin.

damnit i got a gobbler. i need to fix that shit.

by behrend October 23, 2007

gobbler

Someone who sucks more than most other people. A person that does in fact suck the cock or acts like one who sucks the cock.

Look at that gobbler in the pink polo with the popped collar.

by ogie_ogelthorp September 20, 2005

root gobbler

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads

i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them

by echoman February 27, 2004

nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat

1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.

by Assex 776 May 27, 2008

Gerbler

Someone who inserts rodents into their rectum for sexual pleasure. Usually the animal is declawed and detoothed first to avoid injury.

I heard Richard Gere was a gerbler.

by ShayShay Mali December 28, 2007

Gobble Gobble

The best motherfucking band ever.

Went to see gobble gobble yesterday. Steam came out of the house when the show was over.

by boringhorror November 23, 2010

Gobbler

While having sex with a girl doggie style, upon insertion of penis into the vaginal canal insert thumb into anus with fingers pointed up, thus resembling a turkey for thanksgiving.

Jane seemed pleasantly surprised when I gave her a gobbler last night.

by Mustang Mike November 23, 2009