Gonzalez

A Latino “man” who constantly forgets everything, his keys, glasses, etc… According to tradition he must have his room and sink dirty and smelly at least 360 days of the year. In order to finish some of the excessive meals a Gonzalez would eat he must evacuate his bowls midway through the meal to expand the capacity of his stomach. The Gonzalez creature has been known to consume over 200 pounds of raw meat in a serving. You can tell you are dealing with a Gonzalez by his distinct smell which originates mainly from the foot area. It has been attempted to eradicate this smell with ultra-strength deodorizers however all attempts have failed (see skunk). Gonzalez’s have not evolved to the point where walking on 2 feet is comfortable, the Gonzalez will frequently stumble or trip while attempting to move. A Gonzalez is able to drink an entire bottle of tequila in one night and remain sensible; however depriving a Gonzalez of even one hour of sleep can have detrimental affects to both coordination and mental capacity. A common belief of the Gonzalez is that God = 2k+1.

A Gonzalez is also handicaped when it comes to cooking meals. (re-heating would be a more appropriate term) Frequently the Gonzalez burns food while it is pre occupied with other things. This contributes to the dirty smell of his environment.

Person: Hey Gonzalez do you have that pen I let you borrow?
Gonzalez: Uhhmmm.... *30 min later and an upside down room* I found it!

Person: Forget something?
Gonzalez: My Key!!

Gonzalez: *knock* *knock*
Person: Gonz if that is you I am not openning the door, fuck off.

Gonzalez your shoes smell like shit!
Dude your room looks like a Gonzalez

You're such a gonzalez! you have to remember your keys more often, what is this like the 56th time you have forgotten them?

Man your shoes smell like a Gonzalez

Man that drunk hobo is walking like a Gonzalez (but smells better than a Gonzalez)

Yo my 4 year old brother gets laid more than Gonzalez

by Rickdfd May 3, 2006

phittie gonzalez

someone who is really really hot.

comes from speedy gonzales.
phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.

'oh get a load of that, that guy is a phittie gonzalez if ever i saw one'

by shayanne January 29, 2007

gonzagas

penis muncher...dick sucker...yummmm

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Goni

Israeli slang, A male (or female) with unimaginable low standards, so low that a Goni can be considered his/her own class of sexual attraction. A Goni will literally hump anything with a hole. A Goni will not flirt with the potential mate except in certain European countries.

Girl 1: I hooked up with this thirsty guy last night! He was so desperate!

Girl 2: Oh you got with a Goni!

by NotRedink August 22, 2014

Godzilla

boss up or do it big

since i gotta a few bitches, a boss crib, and a few tight whips im doin it godzilla

by Capone619 October 16, 2005

godzilla big head

1. Doing it big.
2. playing a sport at your full potential.

1. Kanye West is always doin it godzilla big head man

2. Kobe Bryant was doin it godzilla big head all-star weekend

by Jay Minx January 22, 2009

White Gonzalez

To dust a Squirrel in cocain, this making it look white. often followed by performing a brown gonzalez

i caught a squirell the other day, i might make it a white gonzalez

by needs4crying May 25, 2009