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Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.
"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"
by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006
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goat party

1. A party whose main attraction is the presence of a goat. Usu. the goat is free to roam and interact with drunken party-goers.

2. Any party with a goat in attendance.
Son! Are you having a goat party?

I had sex with the goat at the goat party.

At last week's goat party we thought the goat had died, but it was really just totally smashed.
by Robert Dondo July 25, 2006
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Goat Dance

The goat dance is traditionally a New Year's Eve ritual of fertility and fecundity, connecting the Romanian territory to the Greek antiquity and to the Oriental civilizations.
"Met a redneck on a Grecian isle, he did the goat dance very well, gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971
by killer_weed July 28, 2009
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Goat Demon

Allpowerful being that lives atop Great Mountain, sitting on the Demon Monster Throne. A meandering river.
Person 1: "It has been foretold."

Person 2: "What of the Goat Demon?"

Person 1: "Skeletons monsters death sepsis decay evil."

Person 2: "I will never forgive you."
by the river meanders slowly January 22, 2009
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goat hot

Really, really, really hot. So hot that even a goat wouldn't be able to stand it. Typically occurs during really humid weather, especially while working outdoors doing manual labor.
We'd been working in the sun all morning and I was goat hot.
by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007
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Goat Fluff

A curly tuft of hair found in the chin reigon. Often accompanies buffalo fluff.
That kid had alot of goat fluff.
by WackyWalrus August 23, 2009
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goat on the cliff

A sexual position meaning to take a girl from behind on the edge of the bed. Either Anal or Vaginal. Benificial because the goat will always be pushing back.
Me and my girlfriend were feeling very environmental so we decided to do the goat on the cliff.

A: I want to do it, but i don't want to lose my virginity to you. Thats my only problem.
B: Simple, lets do the goat on the cliff.
by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008
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