Frustard

when your drunk or extremely tired and you ask your friends to go and get some frozen custard, it comes out frustard.

lets go get some frustard after where done at the bar.

by Moodster08 November 28, 2009

Firstifarian

A species of internet jackass who feels the need to respond to any and all links or posts shared by other people by bragging that they've already seen the content in question.

Non-asshole: Hey everyone, check this out!

Firstifarian: pssssh, nice link dude. totes posted this on my facebook two days ago.

by G.Ward September 23, 2012

Forsting

When you are 3 to 4 finger scooping up the remains of your food from the plate to your mouth because you just can't fathom the idea of said food running out and must eat it as fast as possible.

i.e. Look at her forsting those tacos in her mouth!

by Jake from StateFarm October 9, 2013

first edition holographic charizard

A very rare Pokemon card

HOLY SH*T DUDE I GOT A FIRST EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD!!!!!!

by doctorcharizard February 5, 2014

first class fuck up

You can't do anything right and no matter how hard you try and you think its good it ends up being bad. You're a firat class fuck up if you dropped out of high school or couldn't finish it and had bad grades or if you don't haveanything to do with your life except end up being a criminal or something along those lines.

Jake why do you have to be such a first class fuck up!!!???

by KayZ January 9, 2015

First Lady Of Lifestyle

A title referring to media personality, sexpert and sex educator Lola Bastinado, bestowed upon her by underground Gotham, acknowledging the great respect for her status among the adult alternative lifestyles.

The prestigious Sybarite Awards is produced by the First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado.
The First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado can be seen on Playboy TV

by ChrisJennings May 14, 2015

first year princeton

Having a male / male sexual experience; references Princeton University (in New Jersey) and experimenting, sexually, while there, or in other similar situations

Those Duke boys look like they're 'first year Princeton', to me

by jimbojonas July 18, 2016