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blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015
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Driveby Knuckle Children

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
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Children of the gods

A movement of people who believe that aliens visited Earth thousands of years ago. And That worship them and look for there return.
They live a very intellectual and highly cultured life style in an attempt to copy the "gods".

And also work for a world government, and seek to spread there message throughout the worlds population.
by Judge dredd7 October 6, 2011
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"Children's" youtube channels

This includes couple, family, and prank channels (made for kids).
They undermine things like physical abuse, kidnappings, and sexual abuse.
Man, "Children's" youtube channels are so bad.
by greg gregory gregith the third January 16, 2021
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Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023
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Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men
I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away
by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020
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Children

Annoying little brats that are 12 and under
Person 1:Hey why did you hit the children?
Person 2:They kept annoying the fuck out of me, They are spawns of Satan
by CC_242 May 30, 2021
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