Flugen Shmugen

The act of rubbing your hand on your balls,mainly after you've been sweating like crazy, then you rub your "flugen" on your friends mouth and face, and scream out what you've just done so everyone else knows why your friend is gagging.

Anthony: Hahaha the "FLUGEN SHMUGEN"!

Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!

Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?

Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!

by FatKidsUSA January 25, 2011

fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

Fudge Muffle

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

Frudge

" FRIENDlY " but I still want to straight up attack you for what you done " GRUDGE "

I don't want to sit by you. You stole Dean from me so now were in the FRUDGE Stage

by Wattel February 18, 2015

Fudge Knuckles

When one fists another individual in their raunchy snatch after taking a fresh Cosby drop off, the knuckles come out looking as if fudge was splattered on them.

Bill: "Bro did you smash?"
Evan: "Even better. After she came out of the bathroom, she gave me fudge knuckles dude!"

by UniDuplex August 29, 2016