Dire fairy

(n) Any of the humanoid creatures that sparkle in the manner of a disco ball in the sun while courting underage schoolgirls and looking emo.

Did you see that pedo-riffic movie about the Dire fairy and the werewolves fighting over some girl they were constantly trying to kill??

by ElLosteaux May 27, 2010

Loo Fairy

A lady who wears fake tan (applied with a trowel), and makeup made of cement, tattooed on eyebrows - sporting a brightly coloured maxi dress (from 'The Asda") and normally a Scouse (equally could be a Geordie or Glasgow) accent.
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).

Hey Warren - have you seen that girl - check out the kip of 'er - proper loo fairy there mate!

Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!

by technolover December 7, 2011

vacuum fairy

An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas

"I gotta take my girl to the vacuum fairy tomorrow. Ain't nobody got no time for no kids."

by MrBJones June 11, 2013

Ball fairy

Gay, homo, faggot,

Dude Vin Diesel is a Ball fairy

by 5shaun13 September 29, 2013

harrassing fairy

A gay person that harasses you for your shoes clashing.

"Man, stop being such a harrassing fairy! I like my shoes for what they are!"

by da phantom of dee opeera May 1, 2014

poon fairy

A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.

Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.

by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014

hashtag fairy

A hash tag fairy is someone who hashtags whatever they want in a picture just to get more likes. Even though the hashtags have nothing to do with the image.

Timmy: oh my god why the fuck did sarah use so many random hashtags in a portrait of herself? #tree? Shes in the fucking bathroom!! Shes such a fucking hashtag fairy.

by dayvurd January 9, 2015