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eslense

The general type of word to describe the holy sapients who dwell in the god realm. These beings are occasionally seen plowing females so hard with their 15 inch horse cocks the females develop motor neuron disease and start to develop recurring nightmares about the aforementioned horse cock.
Person 1: God aint got shit on that eslense
Person 2: True shit
by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018
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Espen

an idiot that thinks hes sooooooo cool but really is just stupid
by wellthenthisname March 7, 2019
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esselution

noun

is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. esselution, however, holds that it is the organic essence or the character of a species that evolves and is as such subject to transition as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.
The Chimpanzees adaptation of using tools so to survive in its environment such as cracking nuts with stones, fishing for termites with sticks and using moss to make sponges etc. These are attributed to the esselution process. adaptation
by Baron Neville July 17, 2019
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Essemble

electronically assemble such as for an online game.
"Group, essemble!!"
by PoisionGirl January 12, 2020
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Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military
Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles
by LightandWavy May 22, 2020
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eseni

Think ass girl who no one ever suspects that's she has the biggest penis in the world
I bet that girl is an eseni
by Loser_alert May 30, 2020
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Esben

Esben is a big fuck boy
Esben is dumb
by fat cumt August 13, 2020
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