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Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

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Your nipples when it's cold outside and they pop out.

Oof, it was freezing last night. Chesticles were in full effect.

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