dong

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

by Law July 10, 2004

Ding Dong

1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

by i like woman penis July 7, 2010

donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..

<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!

by Mike March 6, 2005

Dong Master Flex

Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.

Hey Zakk your a Dong Master Flex, that thing is redic!

by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008

Dong Tongue

The nasty, wet red thing hanging out of your dogs junk.

Wow!! busters dong tongue is massive and totally hanging out.

Look at rusty's dong tongue dude ........he's horny for you.

Hey Billy, whats that red thing coming from coopers penis? Dont worry Lisa, it's just his dong tongue, it goes away if you touch it.

by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009

donger longer

a person (usually women) who had an extreme want for a penis.

wow, i really want a boyfriend. i'm such a donger longer.

by penispants4797 January 30, 2010

Deyong

A stinky Dutchman or the dutchoven. Has a 3 inch cock.

Wow That at that Deyong.

by Deyong February 3, 2017