Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017
by not gibbs November 25, 2016
by dylanlikesballs May 11, 2014
Dylan is the kindest most loving person you will ever meet. She cares about everyone and is always good for a laugh. She doesn't fall in love with just anyone so if she goes for you make it count and treat her right because no one in the world will ever compare. If you ever need someone to make you feel better Dylan is your girl. She always knows exactly what you need and how to make you forget your problems. She makes everyone she knows feel like they are her best friend. For those of us lucky enough to have Dylan as a friend we will never be left alone or forgotten.
Example: Dylan
by dylanlover34 November 16, 2011
The act of being beaten by your russian dad while 8 big black burly men covered in oil and butt naked wank in the corner of the room
by Piraven's mum yarlini May 03, 2022
by 69illuminati November 24, 2017
A stupid ass person who has a small dick and will do anything for what he wants. If he gets a bf/gf after having sex with that person he will leave them and find a new person. He is very mean and sensitive and he is also a sociopath.
If you ever see a person name Dylan who is a midget and funny never be friends with he will annoy the fuck out of you.
If you want to be friends with him I'm not going to stop you since I can't anyway.
Just don't be like him or be in a relationship with him good luck my friend good luck.
If you ever see a person name Dylan who is a midget and funny never be friends with he will annoy the fuck out of you.
If you want to be friends with him I'm not going to stop you since I can't anyway.
Just don't be like him or be in a relationship with him good luck my friend good luck.
Dylan is a pain in the ass
by Stars rock November 19, 2017