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heavy-duty asswipe 

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.
gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.
heavy-duty asswipe by kakashiru August 5, 2010

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

One of the best games of all time... Ever.
Guy 1: How's the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2: It blew mah fucking mind!

Call of Duty 

ZOMG TEH R ThE BeST GAME EVARRR!
guy 1: I cannot stand shotgun noobs in call of duty. they are a nusance and a threat to civilized society. and i also believe most of them are rascist and mean. i mean if your gonna play the game play it right.I cant take three steps without a shotgun to the face

SHOTGuN N0oB: CHOPPER GUNNER BEYATCH!
Call of Duty by SHOTGUNNOOB November 26, 2010

Civic duty 

A slang term for beer. Frequently used in Victoria, Australia. Entered Victorian (and Australian) vernacular after the Premier of Victoria told people not to "get on the beers" and that was their "civic duty".

Synonyms: beer, piss, frothy, tin, coldy, Froth Whitlam
Example 1
Mick: cheers for the civic duty, mate
Warren: yeah nah no worries

Example 2
Dan: oi, pub at 6?
Brett: oath mate, i'm fanging for some civic duties
Civic duty by whippa snippa October 28, 2020

Karate Chop Duty 

The act of holding a fuzzy oven-mitted hand in between the vagina and anus of a female in the midst of D.P. effectively stopping scrotums from unpleasantly rubbing together.
Gonzo was on Karate Chop Duty while, Andrew, Paul, and Stephen Gang-banged his mom.
Karate Chop Duty by SlamDuncan January 12, 2015

Call of Duty 

1) When you have to take sh*t.

2) A game full of dumbass nubs that can't even aim yet are able to throw tomahawks across the and kill you. These dumbasses can't even get a good kill to death ratio. These kids get 1 kill by the time they have 30 deaths, but when they get that kill they earape your ears by screaming, "OMFG I GOT A KILL THAT WAS SO KOOL!!!!!!".
Kid 1: Hi
Kid 2: Call of duty
Kid 1: You wanna play?
Kid 1: HURRY WHERES THE TOILET

nub ass kid throws tomahawk across map and kills you

You: "Breath In" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
Dat Nub Ass Kid (with shitty ratio): FIRST TRY!
(Next Day) You: Fuck I'm on Youtube!
Call of Duty by Boost_Junkyy November 14, 2017