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Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008
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When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.
She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.
by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007
Get the Turd Dildo mug.One who is such a douche bag that they can be socially demoted to the chief of the dildo. One whom is so stupid or ignorant that u can only look at them with disbelief and mumble the first thing that comes to mind "God damnit Steve ur such a fucking dildo chief".
by Billy Klyde August 12, 2003
Get the Dildo Chief mug.People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.
1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.
2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?
All of them.
2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?
All of them.
by roofus j. January 26, 2011
Get the Dildoes mug.Haley and Dillon- they make a perfect couple they're ok with each others friends and always tell each other everything but when it comes down to it all they'd ever need is each other. They both enjoy music and will stand up for family. They also want a lasting relationship.
by Rtr <3 December 16, 2012
Get the Haley and Dillon mug.1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.
2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.
2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.
"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."
"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."
"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."
by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009
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