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Dale Earnhardt

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.

And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.

Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)

Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater
by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018
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Glenn Dale

Glenn Dale, Maryland is an unspeakably boring suburb in an even more unspeakably dull suburban county (Prince Georges) adjacent to Washington, D.C., which likes to think of itself as the "most important city in the most important country in the world." Right. Roger that. In any event, a quick check of Wikipedia evinces a number of stultifyingly boring facts about Glenn Dale: it's exclusive claim to fame is that it is home to Glenn Dale hospital, an abandoned sanitorium. Whether the purpose of said sanitorium was for the physically or mentally diseased is left unclear, but its proximity to Washington, D.C. rather suggests the latter. Otherwise, Glenn Dale is an unremarkable, ho-hum dreary place to find yourself trapped on the long road to nowhere. Unlike some other venues which may have a lack of stimulating shopping, dining and cultural opportunities, Glenn Dale does not even have noteworthy scenery to relieve the otherwise unrelenting boredom of its physical surroundings. No, those who dwell there have abandoned all hope.

Cons: Surrounded by crime, strip malls mostly built in the 1950s and 1960s, lousy climate where the humidity rarely drops below 90% in summer and winters are bitter and frigid.

Pros: BWI Airport is close by so you can leave in a really big hurry if you have the wits about you to do so.
A Glenn Daler is a kind of Archie Bunker from the D.C. suburbs. Example of his behavior can be seen here:

Typical Friday evening in Glenn Dale--

Gus: Hey, Betty, you wanna go up to Bowie to go shopping for some Natty Boh?

Betty: Naw, Hon, let's just stay here and watch the glue dry on the new wallpaper.

Gus: Sounds good.
by Fariseo November 5, 2010
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Wood Dale

Home of Wannabe gang bangers that do drugs to be cool and home of J. B. Pritzker the lori lightfoot of the Northwest suburbs
Did you hear about that fight in wood dale, I heard they both cried at the end
by TheRollinStoner126 April 12, 2020
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dailey

a dailey is a womans bottom
that woman has a rather nice dailey
by clintonw202 December 16, 2008
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Daile

Daily e-mailing
Everyday Poste is Postd Daile.
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Dialectic

1. Used to describe the illogical or false arguments of an opponent during a debate that are counter to your position and are spoken by the opponent to annoy, rather than to actually counter your argument.

2. Used to desribe the incessant complaining of a significant other, e.g. boyfriend/girlfriend, usually regarding your oft-immoral behaviour.
1. Stop feeding me that dialectic, asshole.

2. Yo, that bitch was giving me dialectic last night.
by GrantE December 12, 2008
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dale gribble

When a daulton charles inserts his penis in a grown ass mans ear. Then licks the cum out of his ear an mixes it with a warm pot of chili.
Dude i had some mean dale gribble yesterday.
by chad dieter October 31, 2009
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