Demon Shit

5000 years ago in a land filled with midgets and fairies, an internet disease known as DemonShit666 came up. His name has been synonymous with one massive, miniature Metropolis-sized fecal matter with an unbelievable stench and excruciatingly hilarious quantity, much like Jack Black's shit in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. A true Demon Shit has a perfectly formed shape, usually repetitive in large quantities, with a smell so unbearable that even Indians will potentially pass out and die, and a humorous factor due to the broken anus that the demon shitter will have

"jesus christ what the fuck happened to Ray?"
"goddamn nigga demon shitted himself, ripped his rectum and literally shat himself inside out."
"mother fucker."

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Matt Damon

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.

teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"

by rdaugh December 30, 2007

cum guzzling semen demon

some one who guzzles semen at a rapid pace

dude i went out with this chick last night and she was a cum guzzling semen demon!

by nick hund January 8, 2008

She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up

Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

shit demon

A demonic diety that represents all that is SHIT

Boomer is a real Shit Demon

by FUCK YOU July 10, 2003

deadmonton

deadmonton is a term used to describe the city Edmonton located in Canada. It is a combination of 'dead' and 'edmonton' and is commonly used by a younger generation to describe how boring the city is and just how little there is to do.

There's nothing to do around here..
It's deadmonton...

Man I can't find any places to take good photos!
It's deadmonton...

by L.W. Definitions June 14, 2018

demon

A creature of the night without a soul many different kinds of demons exist, some are poisoned, huma hybrids such as vampires others are pure demon, sent into hell demensions at the dawn of human time. pure demons are the biggest, theyre stronger and eviler than others, many ancient and lost texts speak of such demons but they have been lost of centuries, and written in lost languages such as samarian and tulak, many can only be killed in a specific way such as drowning or a stake through the heart. Many demons are worshipped by people.

She was a demon, she killed him

by White Wicca March 13, 2004