Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011
Get the Cracked Addictmug. by Chick_mary July 28, 2009
Get the crack jokesmug. Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.
Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.
Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.
by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008
Get the wise crackingmug. nick name for crystal meth, given to it due to the proliferate production of crystal meth in southern states and in run down white trash neighborhoods
Jasper couldn't afford real drugs so he went down to the local meth lab and picked up a couple grams of hillbilly crack.
by perfume-i July 26, 2006
Get the hillbilly crackmug. 1. the after effect of a drug binge.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.
"man i'm all cracked out from that party"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"
by jilldo December 27, 2003
Get the cracked outmug. Old Yorkshire and Newcastle (UK)...term for a person who is unemployed and claiming benefits. Originates from the fact that poor people couldn't afford bread, so made alternatively cheaper "Pan Crackers".
They are on the pan crack.
Loads of pan crackers living round here!
Scrounging pancrackers!
Pan crack corner!
Loads of pan crackers living round here!
Scrounging pancrackers!
Pan crack corner!
by Spillage71 January 2, 2013
Get the Pan Crackmug. Did you hear about John? He's in the hospital because he lit his head on fire for $23 bucks! That is so crack headed
by joni miller April 10, 2008
Get the crack headedmug.