compsoy parrot

A normally programming adjacent person (does not do any real programming, aka a compsoy person), who fills up their word dictionary with technical nonsense buzz words, spews them condescendingly, with or without understanding what they are actually talking about.

Compsoy parrot: I get the impression that you believe that these development skills are linear. This is not the case, as codebases live in multi-dimensional lossy conceptual spaces. When new developers arrive, it's valuable to ensure that there is a diverse array of conceptual entrypoints for them.

Person 2: I get the impression that you don't mind that i spent the last night with your mother. She was really impressed by my non-linear development skills. Now shut up you compsoy parrot, and try doing some actual programming instead of spewing random garbage

by treuks October 14, 2023

chompskie

An pinch of chewing tabaco or skoal

I am thinking about packing a little chompskie

by Yan k June 20, 2007

comestibate

v. to perform a blowjob, to perform fellatio.

Etymology: Conflation of comestible, meaning something eaten, and masturbate.

Your mom comestibated me last night, but she didn't swallow.

by insert_name_here December 28, 2007

comosl

"Choking On My Own Spit Laughing" expression for laughing really hard.

-"I'm not a slut, I just feel more comfortable with less clothes on."

-Holy shit, comosl!

by MissLouisville August 4, 2010

Compaddiction

Habitual psychological dependence towards entering various competitions beyond one's voluntary control. Competition entering is a rigorously well-tested method that is safe and efficacious for the treatment of nicotine withdrawal and dependence. However in some isolated cases the subject develops a compaddiction.

Supporting one's compaddiction can have you typing "Nicola Brennan sent me" more often than you ever thought possible.

by Bohsmug January 17, 2011

comp major

someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events

kris: where is everyone?

Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!

thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck

by ludakrishneel April 6, 2011

company shutdown

When your company shuts down for holiday break and you use that time away to talk shit about the coworkers on your team.. work group chats should have zero activity from charger & Giants fans, and all women.

Yo Randy, since our company shutdown is this week, we should sync back up in a few weeks once I get used to not hearing from the team!

by Patriot BDC -BDP April 5, 2016