comfumbled

it's smth Tyler likes to say when he's confused abt math

Sir, Im very CoMfUmbLEd about this problem. Can you please explain.

by Jstnsjtj February 19, 2022

fucking comfy

something comfortable enough to fuck on

John has a beanbag chair that is fucking comfy

by B11good March 14, 2009

Southern Comfortable

Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort

Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.

by Theshatmiester September 10, 2010

comfy

A person you're comfortable with.

There goes comfy. :)

by jumpingkiddo June 20, 2009

southern comfort

The term means having slaves to wait on your every need and comfort you. Southerners still use the term because they'd like to forget that the North kicked their asses and freed their slaves. But really in their hearts they know they can't do shit because we would come back down their and crush their pathetic, Godless culture again. They know that the God of the North will once again raise up an Army of the faithful and burn their shit down if they try to enslave any of his people claiming to do so in His name.

We could stay in an Inn but I'd rather stay on Uncle Bob's plantation so we can experience some southern comfort at its best- his slaves are so good.

by General Ulysses S. Grant July 20, 2006

Comfy

what you call someone you want to have sex with.

Isabel: "nigga you comfy as fuck."

by danglingbaby July 31, 2012

Comfty

How illiterate assholes say comfy

My new tuggie is comfty. It really holds my one testicle well.

by Billy1289 September 17, 2018