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Tax clode

n: A variety of blusion where the accounts are grapolated providing advantages with dergents and patrants. Tax codes can not recieve guarded funds directly without an inoppolity certificate is also present.
My account is in a tax clode and I need the certificate of inoppolity for glarded funds
by John Warosa March 19, 2021
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Closet Atheist

A person who fakes belief in a deity for the purpose of social acceptance within a community.
Barack Obama is a classic example of a closet atheist.
by Marcelo and Maia January 20, 2009
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closet homosexual

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.
by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008
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Closet case

A gay person who is unable to admit they're gay, usually for fear of being rejected by their peers.

It's not fun to be a closet case. You shouldn't make fun of someone who is a closet case. Gay teenagers are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than straight teenagers.

Who can blame them, really, when they grow up thinking something is unchangeably wrong with them?
Jake is 19 and still a closet case... sad
by nobody356789076e May 1, 2010
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Closet Puker

A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?

No.

Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
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closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009
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Coming out of the closet

The most terrifying thing a gay person can experience.
Bff: you should be coming out of the closet to your parents by now.

Me: Only gays know how terrifying it is.
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