Definitions by RobinSparkles1983

accent ninja 

Someone who usually doesn't have an accent, but every now and then, an obnoxious one sneaks its way into conversation.

Yo, that dude just accent ninja'd me!

accent ninja by RobinSparkles1983 August 16, 2010

elevator creeper 

You're waiting for the elevator and once the doors open, it looks like it's empty, until some idiot pops out from the corner and scares the crap out of you.

The elevator doors had just opened, and I was about to get on, when the elevator creeper jumped out and almost made me pee my pants.

elevator creeper by RobinSparkles1983 October 6, 2009

closet douche-bag 

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.

I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.

closet douche-bag by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009