nipple clamptastic

when something is so amazing, that it is as awesome as a pair of nipple clamps.

"man today has just been a nipple clamptastic day"
"dude, this game is totally nipple clamptastic"

by nippleclampasaurus October 21, 2012

glued and clamped

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

by mhibma March 8, 2006

pussy clamp

When your about to eat out your girl friend in her sleep for her pleasure and she decided to become a Venus fly trap.

My girls was waking up and she decided to choke me with her knees and I got pussy clamped.

by Pussyclamper100 November 25, 2017

chomper

SLANG: one who copies someone else's style or way of living; copying any aspect of another person.

"hey buddy, i got the same shoes as you. quit being such a chomper!"

by mark clement November 29, 2006

Tramp Clamp

The act ladies perform when they bend over slightly and pull at the back of their too-short shirt. This is done in a vain attempt at modesty about their tramp stamp, and becomes an unconscious move.

Look at that girl doing the tramp clamp when she sits down.

by Juan Rico May 19, 2008

clamp

When you grab someones ass.

Person1: dude im gonna clamp that chick.

Person2: ok, I wouldent tho her Boy-friend is huge

by I Am The All KnowEr February 20, 2009

Chomping at the bit

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014