jean claude van dammed

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...

holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!

by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

Santa Claus is Coming To Town

The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.

What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.

by AlnisPat March 4, 2016

Santa Clausing

A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.

Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.

by TheChris357 May 18, 2019

treble without a cause

This is caused by 6X9 speakers in the back window of any late 70's to mid 80's American car prefeably an Olds Cutlass. Bonus points are awarded for T-tops or a mullet.

"hey Jimmybob are those new Craigs or Kracos?"
Jimmybob: "Shut up Randy"
Random resident of the government subsidized housing: treble without a cause

by Larry Brown June 22, 2007

Causeif

The piece of skin between a womans cunt and her asshole

Causeif it wasnt there, her pussy would taste like shit...

by nirnir January 22, 2009

Shanty Claus

A poorly groomed male that is grosky and in desperate need of a shower. Not only is he poorly groomed but he has a nappy beard attached to his unhygentic face. He appears to be a dirty and mistreated Santa Claus, therefore recieving the name of a Shanty Claus

"Dude did you see the way that man looked!?"

"Ya man, pretty ronchie!"

"I thought for a second it could be Santa Claus, then I realized that would be too good to be true... it was Shanty Claus."

"Ha, I don't want no Shanty Claus' coming down my chimney antime soon!"

by Scooptie Doo July 28, 2009

Cedric Claus

The black cousin of Santa Claus, but instead of bringing presents, he robs you of house and home.

La'Shaunda: "Momma, momma, Cedric Claus musta' come las' night cuz our TV be gone!"

by bcktwngrl April 2, 2011