Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.
“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”
A monster from the land of Suckmycockuwa. It feeds on small fetuses from tribes of the Aidlands, and it grows to over 100 ft in length. With 80 unicorn legs, a dildo horn, pineapple head, T-Rex arms and teeth, cat paws, wings, and a pythons body structure.
1: Buick's flagship sedan, It's called the century because 100 years from now these fuckers will still be roaming our streets. While most cars from the 1980s are seldom seen nowadays, the Century refuses to die and you'll see dozens every day.
2: The "alarm car" that alerts the horde if you shoot it in the Left 4 Dead series.
His Buick Century got t-boned by a semi truck but it still drove with no problems.