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a cute thing that is fucking up your arms if you're not careful enough
Your "Cat" fucked up my arm
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A total fatass. Eats all your chicken and dose not give a crap. Will run around screaming at 3 am. Tears up your furniture. Eats your fish or hamsters. Can be cute as a baby but that's pretty much it. They claw you or bite you if you try to snuggle them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Bob: What a cute cat!

Joe: Yeah but wit until 3 am he's terrible
Cat by TheOddDoggo April 8, 2019
that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.
that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND
cat by Total Rebel April 12, 2019
Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.
Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.
Cat by User6669420 April 27, 2019