TheOddDoggo's definitions

Cat

A total fatass. Eats all your chicken and dose not give a crap. Will run around screaming at 3 am. Tears up your furniture. Eats your fish or hamsters. Can be cute as a baby but that's pretty much it. They claw you or bite you if you try to snuggle them. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Bob: What a cute cat!

Joe: Yeah but wit until 3 am he's terrible

by TheOddDoggo April 8, 2019