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creamed

the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.
Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.
by Vinny Vanzetti July 10, 2010
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volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
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Creative

(noun)

A person who works in a creative industry, eg. Graphic Design or Advertising (the fun, arty, idea-sy bit not the corporate bullsh*t statistics-and-marketing bit). Does not refer to fine artists, who whilst creative, work for themselves not for clients...

Also may be pluralised as a collective reference to: Art Directors, Copywriters, Illustrators, stressed-out insomniac chronic doodlers, etc.

This (noun) obviously stems from the fact that these people are creative (adj)... but these sorts of job tend to take over your life so eventually they all turn from being creative to actually being A Creative. Well something like that...
Guy1: Hey, that guy's in his office at 3.30am with a sack of coffee and a knee-deep layer of crumpled paper around him, whats with that?

Guy2: Oh, he's there every night, thats how a creative lives.
by MMMerangue February 19, 2008
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Kazahkstan Creamery

The act of a woman, or possibly a large chested man, skillfully manipulating their nipple or possibly the entire boobage into another man's or woman's asshole, where the boob is then massaged into lactation. This is often done against the will of the reciever.
At first Brenden said he would never take a kazahkstan creamery but when scarlet johanson offered he was unable to deny.
by Nizabetto-San May 3, 2010
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Crate Escape

A group of lads enter a room with 20 cans of +4.5% alcoholic beverage and nobody is allowed out until they have all been consumed. No women allowed. Topgun and Anchorman are the preferred options for films. Chunder dragons and Pissballs compulsory
Dave: Wow that crate escape escalated quickly

Mike: One minute it was Topgun and on course to make it out clubbing. Next it was pissballs out of the window and chunder everywhere

Dave: Lol
by Team Topgun January 27, 2013
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Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.
I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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CreateTheMagicCory

CreateTheMagic, also known as, Cory, Alex, Disneypixel, Brody, and Cameron. Goes by many online identities, creates Minecraft theme park servers because he has way, to much time, Discord DM advertises servers that got their members legit, as well as creating new online-identities once the server fails to create "more magic" whilst under a new identity.
CreateTheMagicCory sure created a lot of magic! 🙃
by MCDreams November 5, 2019
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