crusty vagina flap

When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!

"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"

by B.J. Hurtz April 12, 2008

The Crusty Puppet

While banging your girlfriend in the ass, quickly pull out, insert your hand in her asshole and grab the back of her head while moving her around making her move like a puppet.

Sunday decided to aimlessly lead his girlfriend around the house by controlling her bowels

by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

crusty dick

The result of peanut butter masturbation. Fap off with your thickest peanut butter for a minute, and gentleman, you have a crusty dick.

I made love to my right hand using Jiffy and now I got a crusty dick.

by Nononono May 8, 2015

crusty

To place a bare ass, in an unsuspecting persons face and farting.

Dat splatter on T-bones face is from a crusty, Dogg!
Fo shizzel my nizzel krizzle drizzle!

by Bang'n September 26, 2005

crafty shufti

An expression brought back to Australia from Palestine after First World War by returning soldiers. This expression has its roots in the Arabic word 'shufti' (sic) and means in Australian slang to have a look or have a peek, usually at something out of the ordinary.

Hey mate, take a crafty shufti at that piece of crumpet.

by Geoffrey Walker February 17, 2006

Clasty

The act of being classy and nasty simultaneously

That girl wearing Chanel, making out and grinding with that frat guy is so clasty.

That was very clasty of her to blow a guy in the back of a Rolls-Royce

Only a clasty girl would snort lines while wearing Dolce & Gabana

by Samanda Amarah March 17, 2010