A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.
Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curryslurpee was a bad idea!
butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton
calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair
When due to lack of an actual cigarette a person must roll the left over tobacco from cigarette butts into a disgustingcocktail. To be used in cases of extreme desperation only.
"Me and Tim went camping this weekend, we ran out of smokes and had to butt it."