BLEEKER BLOCKER

ej's response to B-words who are just making sounds come out of their mouf that have nothing to do with what they are really talking about or getting at...

sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT

her: so... like, wait... what are? i dunno if we can go... can you get me that jacket
when you are rich and fame-?

me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!!

her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY

by ej the rock star April 15, 2007

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Blooket king

A person who hacks blooket but wins everytime

Damn did you see Aldo playing blooket today?
Yea he’s a blooket king

by vstaury December 21, 2021

the blooper

when having sex and telling the girl to tightly hold you penis and pull back so the condom pulls off and say oops and then say you don't have another condom until you get head (only works if you handling correctly)

man i wanted dome last night
so i just "busted the blooper" on her ass

by master714 May 20, 2009

cock blocker

my mom. missy hartzog

P1: i was trying to get my freak on with some chick but my mom cock blocked and stopped my game.

P2: man whata bitch. your mom needs to be euthanized. she is such a cock blocker!

P1: word! agreed!

by ihatemymom September 16, 2010

Bloomer

A Bloomer is a White Nationalist with a very positive and optimistic outlook on life and sees the world he wants to build instead of seeing the bad in it. He is the counter part to the Doomer character who is the opposite. These terms can be found usually from the website 4chan.

Ever since Tim stopped smoking and started working out hes become a Bloomer.

by 14Bruh88 April 13, 2019

blooker20

The totally best person ever!

- You're almost a Blooker20!
- OoOh. Thanks for the compliment!

by blooker20 June 30, 2017