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Brogrammers before hoegrammers

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.
Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?
by Japegrape November 30, 2011
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Fitted before the fitted

The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.

A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."
I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).

Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.
by Strackus September 8, 2010
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bedford

A small afluent juicy town located in the southern portion of the islets of red necks in a vista we call New Hampshire. Great for raising well insulated prodigy who love soccer and recreational pharmacological agents. Such beauty how we all interact. Too bad some sink and some swim. In the end, all that can be said is let's go to Wal Mart for great prices on everything. Happiness is an orgasm.
-Courtesy of the Bedford,NH department of tourism
Bedford, NH is a wonderful place to visit like a cat in a box that no one looks at.
by mj777 October 20, 2006
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Bedford Middle School

a place where teachers(drill sargents) are full of shit and many lives are lost each year.
Located in Westport, CT
by JK November 17, 2004
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nightmare before christmas

best damn movie on the face of this earth.
by sofia January 31, 2004
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Shut up before i crank 90s on you

It mean that you js really want to fuck the shit out of someone no cap cuh
shut up before i crank 90s on you in my room
by hoe 2426 September 12, 2021
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B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.
Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).
by rperazag August 11, 2010
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