The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.
This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook
If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook
If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.
John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."
Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"
John: tl;dl
John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"
John: tl;dl
John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*
by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010
Get the Facebook Befuddlement mug.Heading eastbound on SR50 just outside of Orlando FL, the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is what some people call the town of Bithlo. Shortly after exiting Bithlo, you enter the town of Christmas, FL.
by Veno Lase May 30, 2006
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Also, a derrogatory term to use when you're mad at someone, exclusively best friends, parents, or anyone who has no idea what you're talking about.
Also, a derrogatory term to use when you're mad at someone, exclusively best friends, parents, or anyone who has no idea what you're talking about.
girl- "he was a pimp beFORE"
girl2- "shut your face when you're talking to me"
girl- "duuude. straight up chill, man"
girl2-"go pachanga with doc bob"
girl2- "shut your face when you're talking to me"
girl- "duuude. straight up chill, man"
girl2-"go pachanga with doc bob"
by linchenzo November 26, 2006
Get the HE WAS A PIMP BEFORE mug.The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.
Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'
Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'
well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...
Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline
Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"
Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*
Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline
Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"
Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*
by OMFGROFLOLMFAOWTFBBQ March 19, 2010
Get the Gay before bed mug.This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).
Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
Get the Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow mug.This is when somebody's body is misshapen by poor eating habits or drugs, tacky outfit or outdated. It's somebody whose look you would change if you could.
I decided to go on a diet because I was starting to look like a Before Picture naked.
With that Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, he looked like a Before Picture.
Her yellow teeth made her look like a Before Picture.
With that Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, he looked like a Before Picture.
Her yellow teeth made her look like a Before Picture.
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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