Buffet Racer

Classic boat owned by middle aged overweight men. Owners are usually bald, fat, and annoying. They typically think they own the baddest ass boat on the planet. These are the same types of guys that own Mustangs and consistantly humble brag about everything they do. Owners will give many excuses as to why the craft may not perform as well as previously stated it will.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Buffet Racer, the baddest boat on the planet.

by market price August 30, 2017

Buffer

A sexual understanding between people who would like a relationship but haven't yet found the right person. Said people are generally attracted to one another but do not see a future together. The point of a buffer is to fulfill sexual needs and to avoid sleeping with a potential love interest too soon.

Melvin became Ashley's buffer after her breakup until she was ready for another relationship.

by beau désastre October 15, 2017

Buffering

When your stuck, paused, brain fart, loading.. waiting in silence for no apparent reason.

*suffer from CRS- Can't Remember Shit!

I was buffering while standing in the store looking for something.

In the middle of my conversation I started buffering.

by Kr8zi2D May 3, 2018

Buffer-ring

That stupid ring you get when something loads. It doesn’t tell any information on how long left to load and because of this, everyone hates it

Person 1: Oh My God, just downloaded PubG and got a stupid buffer-ring

Person 2: ugh, IKR, those things are the worst

by A_whiny_bitch February 24, 2018

buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018

BFFFE

Best friend for fucking ever

Hey man/woman, you're my bfffe! (Best fucking friend forever)

by AEMiller June 30, 2018

Bufferpal

That one friend who sort of acts as a barrier/shield between you and a dickwad whom you don't like and a fight/arguement could always ensue if your bufferpal leaves or isn't there.

Bro#1: Sup hommy! I didn't know you knew Tim?
Bro#2: Yeah he's actually my bufferpal

Bro#1: Oh I figured, man he's really cool.

by The Slicker December 30, 2018