Did I ask? 

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

Did I ask? by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022

didn't ask

"Didn't ask" is a slang term that is often used as a dismissive response to someone who has made a statement or comment that was either unsolicited or irrelevant to the conversation at hand. The phrase essentially means that the speaker did not ask for the information or opinion that was offered, and that they do not consider it relevant or useful.

For example, if someone is talking about their favorite food and another person interjects with a comment about their favorite TV show, the first person might respond with "Didn't ask" to indicate that the comment was not relevant to the conversation.

While "didn't ask" can be used in a playful or humorous way in certain contexts, it can also come across as rude or dismissive, particularly if the person using it is trying to shut down a conversation or belittle the opinions of others. It's important to be mindful of the tone and context when using this phrase, and to avoid using it in a way that could be hurtful or disrespectful to others.

Person 1: I got a brand new PC.
Person 2: Didn't ask.

didn't ask by saul goodman (mr white lawyer) February 25, 2023

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How to ask a girl out by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023

Did I ask 

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.

'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'

Did I ask by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023

Did I ask? 

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

Did I ask? by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

didn't ask

to express something you recieved, but never asked for.

bro: BIG BROTHER I DOWNLOADED PUBG FINALLY!!!!1!!!
me: thats crazy but do you know what the crazier thing is? i didn't ask!

didn't ask by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

didn't ask

a roast which is used by stupid and disrespectful-piece-of-shit 12 year old kids

Person: I really hate that game. It sucks in terms of performance.
A stupid kid: didn't ask.
Person: Go fucking kill yourself, you son of a fucking bitch who is trying to be cool.

didn't ask by RalphTheDamned July 14, 2023