Adultard

A person that acts so grown up, it makes them retarded.

My adultard friends think comic books are for kids.

I thought the moshpit would be better, but it was just a bunch of adultards playing grabass

"of course you can play with fireworks, son. Did you think I was an Adultard?"

by onlikepopcorn December 9, 2012

adultergarten

A school or class where adults learn things by playing

Adultergarten comes from the German words Adulter ("adults") and Garten ("garden"). A garden of adults is a lovely and poetic image for a classroom full of antsy grown-ups trying their hardest to master basic skills and ideas through creative and interactive lessons.

Dick and Jim learned to create elegant graphs using finger-paints during Adultergarten class today.

by PlayDHD January 17, 2017

adulf

Adulf also known as Ada (the Führer) is one of the friends youll never have. She is a really pain in the ass and is a sucker because she always got everything right. She is a real pain in the ass when it comes to k pop (not any k pop ofcourse only BTS) Dont scream heil hitler when she is nearbz or she will turn up and if you dont have any reason for screaming her name she will hunt you for life, Adulf is a short person with knoll cheeks but it doesnt mean she is nice (but she is)

Friend: Hey Adulf, can I copy your homework please?
Adulf : Only if you listen to a whole bts song WITHOUT any screaming! And if zýou resist I wi-
Friend: Adulf, please, only once
Adulf : *shows nayi sign*

by BalkanKid September 15, 2017

Adulting

When you take charge of a situation and become the responsible Adult

Fam, I’m done with being responsible, You’re going to be Adulting today

by MrFumez September 22, 2019

Adulterer

A slag someone who will wreck your home/asshole.

Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)

Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol

by JaredCarolfan69 October 12, 2019

Adult

A person who is 30 years old and owns a houseplant

Gabby is now considered an adult

by Roach dawg May 4, 2021

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