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Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)
Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)
Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol
by JaredCarolfan69 October 12, 2019