Adultard 

A person that acts so grown up, it makes them retarded.

My adultard friends think comic books are for kids.

I thought the moshpit would be better, but it was just a bunch of adultards playing grabass

"of course you can play with fireworks, son. Did you think I was an Adultard?"

Adultard by onlikepopcorn December 9, 2012

adultarian

a person who does not eat meat from a young animal ei: lamb or veal.

"I won't order the veal because I'm an adultarian."

adultarian by al189 March 9, 2014

adultando 

Spanglish (v.) el hacer cosas de adultos y tener responsabilidades como adultos. Por ejemplo trabajar un trabajo 8 horas al dia, 5 dias a la semana

Juan esta adultando porque hoy pago su renta.

adultando by Chicas Unidas June 13, 2016

adultador 

Someone the same (or near the same) age as you who treats you like a baby.

Dude, we're the same age. Stop being such an adultador.

adultador by grrrrrrlb July 7, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016