New Year

A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.

This year I plan on killing you

by Larstait December 25, 2003

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18 years

(n) The length of time some woman has control over your assets after you knock her up.

She wouldn't get an abortion, so now the bitch has my wages garnished for the next 18 years

by Playa N March 15, 2006

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new year's resolution

when a fat person says they're going to loose weight that they never will, and just lie to themselves.

John's New year's resolution was to loose weight, he gave up two days later.

by stuffandstuff January 2, 2011

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13 year old girl

A girl who thinks she is old enough to do whatever she wants, sometimes going through the "scene" phases. She tries to fit in with older people usually. Most of the time this person looks older than 13 or tries to act older than 13, she usually dates people older than her. She tries to be adventurous and tries new and dangerous things.

David: "dude! that girl is sooo hot"
Friend: "she's a 13 year old girl.."
David: "omg, she looks so much older than that"

by Mo0dyMeadow June 22, 2015

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new year's eve

The best excuse to get drunk and throw the biggest party of the year. It's not so much the fact that it's a new year that's so exciting, but the fact that you're going to go to a party.

Billy: Holy shit it's new years eve. Do you know what that means?
Bob: Umm, tomorrow is a new year?
Billy: No numb nuts, its time to party!

by Stroup December 30, 2003

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